My no-cookiespolicy

Okay, straight answer:
a no-cookiespolicy is a cookiespolicy with no cookies. Or even better: this no-cookiespolicy shouldn't acutually even be here, because there are no cookies and the law says: "If you use cookies, you're obliged to have a cookie-policy.

So, no cookies = not a cookies-policy.

But why wouldn't I make a no-cookies-policy? Because: who is gonna believe you these days of cookie-abundance?

Good question! Who is gonna believe you? Practically nobody I guess, so if you're in doubt, have a look at this cookiescanner-website and type in the name https://thewww.top

However: I dó collect some information about human visitors, but only the landingpage and the date and time, nothing else, nothing that can link somebody to anything. I just want to know which pages are well-visited and which not actually, that's all I need to know. I don't need to know what your favourite meal is, in what car you drive, where you work, what your hobbies are, who you're married to etc., I just want to know which page was visited and when.

So you will not find anything about the European GDPR, nothing about the CCPA, nothing about third-parties like external analytics-tools and nothing about interactive applications that need cookies to store data etc. Absolutely nothing, nada, niente, nichts, niets, ne rien.

Even if you come begging in my Wordpress-blog or on my subreddit: "but I want cookies, I want cookies from your website in my browser-settings, I badly need your cookies", my reply will be "No, no and no, no cookies from my websites, you'll have to look for cookies on some other website. Sorry, can't do.

But what I cán do is this: I'll give you a link to the performance of Lorraine Bowen on Britain's got talent:

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